The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!

A nurse told me, "Sorry for the wait!" I replied, "It's alright, I'm patient."

I saw a 1000 year old oil stain... It was from ancient Greece.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.

A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.

For centuries, scientists said “Drake and Josh” couldn’t come to Hulu or Netflix But they found a way, they found a way

I met an Australian network engineer I asked him "do you come from a LAN down under?"

Did you hear about China's new space program? I hear it's going to be a Long March.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancée? A token ring.

I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?

I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.

What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.

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