The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts I'm going to call it leave me the fuh cologne
Recent cyber security breaches are discovered due to their rapid deployment. The hackers are always Russian.
I discovered a new letter of the alphabet But it's hard to type
Had COVID symptoms so I went to the pharmacy to grab something to sooth my throat. It hurt to talk, so I went up to the counter and without saying anything, gestured towards my neck. The Pharmacist paused for a second, looked at me and then said “for cough?” So I mustered up the strength to grunt “No you fuck off” and went somewhere else.
If the police are defunded, we can expect a rise in private security forces. Reasonably, Apple would be one of the companies to start such a force, so my question is this:If you’re arrested by the Apple Police, would you FaceTime?
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.