The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I went to the library and asked for Trump's book about deporting illegal immigrants. She told me, "Get the F*ck out of my country and don't come back." Me: Yes that's the one.
Reddit silver icon is basically a toilet seat An aerial view of a toilet lid.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'