The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!

I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.

I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

Me (a Mexican): Oh shit, the printer says no papers Coworker (also Mexican): Oh shit, Donald Trump is gonna get mad

A daughter asks her father how he left the middle east. I ran.

Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.

Which operating system does Varys run his spy network on? Unix; it was decided for him.

I've been watching far too much television lately. My dreams have adverts in them now.

Why did the Hispanic man keep purchasing trains? I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.

Eve eating the apple marked.. .. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.

An Indian family went into self quarantine after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.

How does Bernie Sanders stay so slim? Inter-mitten fasting.

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.

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