The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? "You've been on fire!"
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.