The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.

My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.

What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.

What do houses wear? An address.

How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.

I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.