The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.
In the 1950's people were worried about having their homes wire-tapped. People today are are saying, Hey wire-tap what will the weather be like tomorrow?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.