The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
A Wikipedia editor is pulled over for speeding \[citation needed\]
I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes. Being selfless, I wished for world peace, reduce pollution and less traffic....Should’ve read the terms and conditions. My bad.
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower. He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
It turns out that it really would be a good idea to add Trump's face to mount Rushmore because of geology. It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.