The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋
Explore a collection of dad jokes about Amazon & tech that mix the best of modern technology with classic dad humor! From puns about online shopping to jokes about gadgets and apps, these tech-themed jokes are perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the digital world. Whether you’re a gadget geek or an Amazon aficionado, our dad jokes about Amazon & tech are sure to make you smile. Dive into the funniest tech jokes with a dad twist!
Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location. Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson
A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states Solid, liquid and gas
Introducing digital “crypto” humor. There is no set up. There’s no joke, and there is no punchline. You have to just trust that it’s funny.
Why are piggy banks so wise? They're filled with common cents.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What is Marco's favorite clothing store? Polo.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1