The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.

I made a YouTube video about the violence I endured as a writer on board a U-boat Just hit subscribe.

After just 2 days..... ...... I have lost my new job as the marketing manager of Nestle.They gave me a £3 million advertising budget and told me to spend it wisely or lose my job.I pulled up in my Ferrari this morning and said, “I’ve decided to lose my job.”

My Son’s Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party. His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he’d like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.

My drug test came back negative. My dealer has some explaining to do.

Breaking bad I was talking to someone about Breaking Bad and they asked me if I remembered who Hector Salamanca was, I told them that he rings a bell

I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn’t believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and.... Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn't work.

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!