The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
God wants to go on vacation So he asks his angels for suggestions. Venus? asks one, god says no too hot. Another says Mars; no too cold. What about earth? Earth! No way, god says. 2000 years ago I hooked up with some girl there and they’re still talking about it!
My psychiatrist wrote on my evaluation form that I have ocd. I had to correct it to OCD.
2020 is the most popular year on the internet. It went viral.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.