The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What do call a Cougar that has lost her hearing? A Def Leppard
Today my son asked, "Can you lend me a book mark?" I immediately burst into tears.12 years old and he doesn't know my name is Brian.
My wife was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them.
When a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes she will be. No need to keep reminding her every hour.
A man committed a murder, and he made the mistake of dragging the body across a freshly-paved sidewalk. He was easily convicted. There was concrete evidence
My wife cut herself putting the clothes away. When she showed me, I said, "Wow, and I thought I was a sharp dresser."
A student comes late to the class Teacher (T): Why are you late?Student (S): Mom and dad were fightingT: So what makes you late if they were fighting?S: One of my shoes were in my dad's hand, and the other in my mom's
What do you call the worst student in a graduating class of medical students? Doctor.
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
Man was reading his wife's suicide note Then he thought he could be a wonderful writer
A knight’s brother was slain in battle by monster Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!Hunter: You have my bow!Warrior: And my axe!Mage: And my staff!Necromancer: And your dead brother!
Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can't be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I'm not dead yet!'"
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know