The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My sister got captured by terrorists while vacationing in Iraq But I guess jihad it coming
A bear wanders into a police station He was just there to bear witness
That’s not a Crocodile Dundee reference... THIS is a Crocodile Dundee reference.
(written by my 13-year-old son) What do you call a pig with herpes? A warthog.
A butcher was selling a barrel of pork For 600 dollars.
What do call someone who steals pancakes? A Crepetomaniac
I'm worried that my grandma is starting to lolse her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she'd been marking herself all over with her bingo pen. She's completely dotty.
A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
Donald Trump doesn't believe in the eventual flooding of the coasts due to climate change apparently he doesn't think America can sink any lower either.
What do Russians play at the bar? Snooker Blyat
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool.
We're renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'