The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.