The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call President Trump, unconscious on the floor of the Oval Office? Not an ambulance.
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
I told my kids I was gonna take them to that place with the Ferris wheel and cotton candy, but instead I took them to the dentist They said it wasn’t fair
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/Jokes, but today she is absent. So a subreddit
I hired a new driver last month... He always goes the extra mile.I need a new driver.
Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials. I guess they don’t meet the koalafications.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.