The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
I'm trying to get my aunt and uncle to buy a donkey... But I don't wanna be an ass