The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse
A girl tells her mom she’s dating the guy next door The mom’s like “you can’t date him he could be your dad” And the daughter is like “so there’s an age difference who cares” “I think you misunderstood me”
I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.