The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.