The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
People claim ghosts are real... But I’ve lived in this house for 527 years and I’ve never seen one.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That’s a lot of pressure.
How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel
Miss piggy has filed for divorce from Kermit the frog... ...cause Kermit converted to Judaism and can no longer eat pork.
Robin hood gave a poor man a bag of gold “Here, poor man,” Robin hood smiled. “Take this bag of gold, I took it from a rich man.”“Thank you so much!” The man said as he got a little teary. “Now I’m rich!”Robin hood turned back to the man. “You’re what?”
I went to my local library to look for a book on small penises With not alot of luck I decided to ask the librarian - "Have you seen the book about small penises?" she replied "It isn't in yet" I said "Yeah, that's the one!"
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.