The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
An Indian family went into self quarantine after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.
My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes. I don’t put too much stock in that.
What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
I asked a cop, "You know what my toddler's favourite type of scotch is?" He frowned. "What is it?""Hopscotch," I replied.
What's the most unhealthy meal served in a nursing home? The Seizure salad.
[NSFW?] A kid rabbit came back from school looking very happy. Father Rabbit: Why does Junior look so happy today?Mother Rabbit: Because they taught the students how to multiply.
Joke from Slovakia The earlier post reminded me of a joke my brother saw in a newspaper when he lived in Bratislava.Two guys are sitting on a couch watching television.Buddy: Hey, do you know how to play the piano?Guy: I don't know, I've never tried!
A man walks into a library, asks the librarian, "Do you have the new book on living life with a small penis?" She searches her computer and says, "I Don't See Anything, I Don't Think Its In Yet."The man says, "Yes, that's the one!"
I feel so self-conscious when I'm at home It's difficult dealing with all the *stairs*