The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample
I lost my job at the bank Turns out you're not supposed to push customers if they ask you to check their balance.
I went to a hedge fund manager's work to punch him in the face And order a McDouble
A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower. He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
Got my second shot now..... Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars. A question mark walks into a bar?
I have a degree in the design and mechanics of television controllers I don't know what I'm going to do with this remote knowledge.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.