The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.