The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What do you tell Drake if he says something stupid? Ok groomer
I took my family to a fancy dress party, I asked my wife to be a panda, my kid to be a koala and I went as a grizzly. My wife didn't get the joke, so I said I will tell you when we get to the party... At the party I still refused to tell her and told her to be patient, so when we left... ...I simply turned to her and said, thanks for bearing with me!
What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes? Traffic jam
Last night I was laying in bed naked with my girlfriend when she started to cough. She told me she might need to get tested for Covid. I pulled the covers over her head, then I farted.She goes "ewwww, that stinks. Oh my God I can taste it!!!".Then I pulled the covers off of her and said "Congratulations. You don't have Covid".
As Northern Germans, we really struggle with the six feet distance mandate ... Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
I went to CVS to get toilet paper and they ran out because of the virus. So I bought a candy bar and the receipt gave me enough to last for weeks.
Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter? Because nature abhors a vacuum
My mum said to me, "can you please pass me a book mark?" Absolutely broken. 25 years old and she doesn't know my name is Scott.
An Indian man walk into a bar.. Let's wait for him...
In an alternate universe, Shakespeare’s writings are the easiest to understand But basic dialogue... is for prose.
Me (a Mexican): Oh shit, the printer says no papers Coworker (also Mexican): Oh shit, Donald Trump is gonna get mad