The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why was Hitler so surprised when he lost the war? Because he did Nazi it coming.
What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween? Baaad to the bone.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?