The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
A woman is like a loaf of bread... I eat the butt first.
(NSFW) a 1990 Kinsey Institute report states that 5 to 10 percent of the U.S. population engages in sadomasochism at least an occasional basis. That's a rough estimate
My friend who used to live in russia became a father today. His son had a mutation of a sort that made him have 3 balls instead of 2. I immediately saw the opportunity and replied to him "chernoballs" .......he hates me nowJason im sorry if u read this
Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
What did the giraffe say to the cat? Get the fuck off my tree