The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons. I think I have telekinieces.
I dumped a girl because she wouldn’t let me read poetry. Prose before hoes.
A jumper I got for my birthday kept picking up static electricity. So I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one.Free of charge
What did the tie say to the hat? I'll hang here, and you go on ahead.
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
Not to brag, but I kept my new year’s resolution for 2020 by tackling the Rockies. Next year, it is the Rambos.
Did anyone hear about that country who started using balloons as currency? They ended up with a massive inflation problem.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ? Only people in the Woods’
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.