The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
When the grocery store clerk asks me if I want the milk in a bag, I always tell him, No, I'd rather drink it out of the carton!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.