The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I just got a new job at the prison library It has its prose and cons.
What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career? His driving game.
A man walks into a bar and orders 5 Whiskeys and downs them incredibly quickly. The barman says "That was quick!""You'd drink them quickly if you had what I had..." replies the man."Ohh, what's that?" said the barman sympathetically.The man answers "no money."
Rich people have... Rich people have colon cleansesPoor people have taco bell
My mom accidentally put in more butter than what was called for in the recipe. It was only a marginal error.
What do you call a Russian IT specialist? Mr. Switchitonanov
Why didn't the Pope go to the beach once he learnt trigonometry? sin cos tan
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo? A booffalo.
Thanks to my internet service provider, I was finally able to read a book.... They had an outage
A butcher is 5 ft 3 inches tall, what does he weigh? Meat
If planet Earth was a human body, the UK would be the colon because everything it touches turns to shit. That's why it's called Colonization.
When the target range was asked when they would be fully open again They said they were shooting for the fall
My Dad is a Nun When my Dad got dragged to court and they asked if he had an occupation, he said Nun
Doctor tells his patient he only has 6 months to live... Upset, the patient shoots the doctor. At his trial, the judge sentences him to 30 years to life in jail and asks him if he feels any remorse. He replies, "no, your honor. The doctor gave me 6 months to live, and you gave me 30 years."
I figured I could never quit smoking, so I decided to at least stay healthy in other ways. Every time I had a smoke I would do 10 push-ups. I’m still out of shape, but I haven’t touched a cigarette in months...