The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
When medieval armies went off to war... were they playing for keeps?