The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Have Sean Connery and Daniel Craig ever hung out? I think they would really bond
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it
A Russian is travelling to Poland... and he is stopped to be checked by an officer."Name?" the officer asked."Vlad Dobrynin," the man answered."Nationality?""Russian.""Occupation?""No, no, just visiting."
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What do houses wear? An address.