The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Who did The Fonz call when his motorcycle broke down on the way to Arnold's Drive-In? Triple Aaaaayyyyy!
Men in black. After years of serving MIB, agent K, 69, found himself too old to deal with an alien drug lord. He decided to seek help from his younger self. Why did he travel to sixty years ago? K, 9.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.