The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Grandma: What's the German guy who's hiding my medicine called? Grandson: Alzheimer's, Grandma, alzhemier's.
My great grandfather, grandfather, and father were born without legs. I guess it runs in the- wait a minute
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.