The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
My name is Robert, but my friends call me Al... Alcoholic
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling?"Cum at me bro".\-Why did the wild fowl sneak into the girls washroom?He was a peeking duck\-What did the fruit farmer say when asked about his crops?"It's bananas"\... read more
What’s the difference between a jumper and a sweater? A sweater doesn’t go splat after falling 40 stories...
I've decided to pour a new foundation for my porch. I want to make concrete changes to my life.
What's it called when a flower gives head? Floral.
Do you know the joke of little Jef in the bathroom? Me neither, the door was locked.
Bill Gates is the best person to deal with a pandemic He's been dealing with viruses since Windows 95
Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.
What do you call the french flag without any color? Still the french flag
What do you call a person who finishes last in medical school? Hopefully not my doctor
U.S. singles may be bills, and Canadian singles may be coins... ...but Asian singles are in my area.