The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My dad handed down to me a hereditary disease that causes diarrhea all the time. It runs in the jeans.
I recently broke it off with a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present... I didn't get you one.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.I work in mental health and a patient told me this one the other day
What do you call a religious rabbit? A pray animal