The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
A couple of hours after Trump approved "offensive" cyber strikes against Iran's missile systems, he is heard shouting at his generals Trump : WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE NOT SENDING THE TROOPS???? General : But..But… sir, this is an attack via cyber space.. Trump : DO YOU THINK I AM THAT STUPID?? WHAT'S THE SPACE FORCE FOR THEN???
RIP to longtime ‘the Price is Right’ host Bob Barker He’s still alive, but he’s 95 years old, and I want my guess to be closest without going over.
School report. My teacher gave us an assignment to tell her our idols and then say what we would do if they walked in our house. I got off easy because I said Stephen Hawking.