The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Boss shows up at a job site Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."
- I saw two men beating my mother in law - and you didn’t do anything?- nah, 3 people would be too many
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
A survey revealed that People who speak more than one language are considered more attractive. Unless that language is Klingon
Why can't French vineyards produce a good Port or Sherry? Because the French don't know how to fortify *anything*!
Dad I was thinking Ahhh!!! So that's whats burning.
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams play basketball together? He shoots, he scores!
Did you hear about the boy who ate his alarm clock? Apparently it was really time consuming
Good news! I've just inherited an estate from my great grandfather! Bad news, it's a 1975 Volvo...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? I really shouldn't be spreading it.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.