The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo-gattis.
Can you stop staring at my gf when she's breastfeeding at the mall???? When I'm thirsty I'm thirsty.
Just thought of one but maybe borrowed. Always wondered why there's a lot indian doctors in gastroenterology. Let me go ask my friends Pooja and Harshit.
What do you call a black and white cow? Moo-latto
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
Mother in law... Oh, I didn’t expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn’t it your mother-in-law’s funeral today?”“Well you know how it is.Work first, then fun.”
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
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