The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.