The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.