The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot Wheels
What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama? Relative Humidity
People who vaccinate their kids are crazy! Hell no, I didn’t vaccinate my son! Are you out of your mind!? I had a doctor do it!
When I was a kid my grandpa asked me when we drove past a cemetery “do you know how many people are dead in that cemetery?”, of course i said nope. Then he said All of them!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.
The sheepshank is clearly superior to the fisherman's eye KNOT
Two redditors walk into a bar. "Well technically," the first argues, "it is a Pub since it serves food.""Actually," the second says, "it is a Saloon since it is a part of a hotel."Neither remembers the point of this post.
What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
Sometime in the future, Canada will rule the earth. And then you’ll all be sorry.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she's standing.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'