The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
New England Patriots’ Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution. He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.
I bought two hermit crabs I put them in the same small cage, are they still hermit crabs???
"Studnia" is a Polish word referring to a shaft sunk into the ground used to obtain water (hopefully this translates well)
I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut.
How did Christopher Marlowe keep his writing secret from the other prisoners when he went to jail? He separated the prose from the cons.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch? So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
You’re traveling along the Oregon trail and you meet a man named Terry. One of your party members says, “I thought Terry was a woman’s name.”That party member immediately dies.What did they die from? Dysentery
My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff. They said it was weapons of math instruction.
I thought I saw a Direwolf, but it turns out it was just a regular wolf. I can't believe I got the two confused, the differences are Stark.