The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents. "So, what do you do for work?" asks the inquisitive father potato. “Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster." The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately. “Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.The father shouts, “I’m not having *my* daughter hanging around with a commentator!"
A man was diagnosed as bipolar, without any sort of medical examination He was caught fucking a female polar bear and a male penguin.
Russian literature is built on suffering. Either the character suffers, the author suffers, or the reader suffers. If all three are suffering, then it's considered a Russian masterpiece.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?