The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the dairy farmers say when they saw godzilla? Muenster!!!
Why did the policeman go to the Lebanese restaurant? He was following up reports of a possible hummus side
A new leaked government tape shows that a Mars rover saw some sort of feline life form on Mars. However, before they could get any more info, Curiosity killed the cat.
I like to name my hotdog "The Moment"... ...so I can relish it
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a hardware problem
A man turns to his wife and says: "Honey, pack your bags because I won the lottery." She asks: "Do I take summer clothes or winter clothes?" He replies: "Take it all, go away."
I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums. He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.
What is ISIS's favorite dinosaur? A terror-dactyl.
Did you know the 80's pop band "A Flock of Seagulls" is gaining alot of attention in the middle east? They're getting really popular in Pakistan, Afghanistan And Iran, I ran so far away!
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
What do you call a small pole that can swim? A tadpole
Building yachts I made a sailing boat in my attic/loft. Sales have gone through the roof
What did the grandpa say to his grandson right before he kicked the bucket? “Hey do you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?”
97.62% of the world's population has accepted climate change as a scientific fact. The rest of them are in North America.
What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer