The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
In my younger days, if I had to use the bathroom I could just hold it in. Nowadays, Depend's
I had a teacher in high school, Ms Turtle. She tortoise well.
The only reason I went to Wimbledon was because I heard it was a women's singles event.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”