The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
As i’ve grown older, I realised the number of people i’ve lost along the way have increased. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t suited tor me.