The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Women are the foundation of our society But men are the ones who laid the foundation
A woman has a car crash and afterwards is screaming "Where's my baby?" A policeman says to her, "Your baby's over there". "And over there. And up there. And back there."
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
Howdy this is Elvis and I have a joke for you fine people today. How come my hair has turned grey? Because I never dyed.
What's the seven dwarf's nickname for snow white? Heigh Ho.
What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
What do you call a headache caused my someone stealing your wheat My-grain