The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a person who finishes last in medical school? Hopefully not my doctor
i told my kids that at their age i had to watch VHS tapes on school safety and they said: "what's school safety?"
Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman. He even used the name when he had a little grill.
Thor likes to bust in and beat up the bad guys... His brother prefers to keep things low-key
How do you address the queen of cows? Your moojesty.
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar ...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie. During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,"Jesus died for your scenes."
My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don't think they'll fit me.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I told my husband I hate my haircut. He replied, "Don't worry, it'll grow on you."
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!