The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where does a zoophile go-to polish his instruments? In his lab
Spin the Bottle When I was a kid, all of us kids played 'Spin the bottle'. A girl would spin the bottle. If it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.By the time I was 16, I owned my own house...
What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self.P.S. I know, it was super cheesy.