The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is “divine punishment against homosexuality.” Has tested positive for the virus!!!
Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
Today my dad beat cancer. By the way what is your mom's zodiac sign?
I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em’ will be dead in the next few months anyway.... ....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers
I kept adding my input, saying that this channel wasn’t really a good one. But it didn’t work. I then realized that my tv was bad at reading signals
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
The Richard Fight Just like the Josh Fight, if there was one for the Richards, the person who won would be crowned the ultimate dick