The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call unemployed Bob the builder? Bob
Psychologists have discovered a new way to see into the minds of those with ADHD They're calling it AD4K
I told my boss I think I deserve a promotion He said that's why I'm not the boss.
Why can't you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.
What do you call a vampire in trouble? A grave problem.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”